Monday, October 27, 2008

»»Ole Firewood easy fi catch back»»


Well I've heard this saying »» Ole Firewood easy fi catch back»» so many times now....mostly from present boyfriends doin background research on ex-boyfriends....

It's true yes in sum cases...probably most bt nt always....like recently i was thinkin about allll my ex-bfs [n d list fresh n legit...well updated cuz me single & manLESS rite about nw]....n which 1(s) I'd prob rekindle old flames wit if given the opportunity....it was quite an entertainin & self fulfillin lil mind exercise...the ans to that question was about 3 out of.......quite a bit [pple too fast...cah expose my ex-men stats]....so yah...jus about 3....1 who I never really meant 2 breakup wit n e way bt it happened....another 1 who i agen never meant 2 breakup wit but.....THAT also happened....third 1.....on d surface i didn't want 2 breakup wit him bt deep dwn i knew i had to....that didn't really happen bt let's jus say we nt in session no mo....i think...n e wayz out of those top 3 mentioned ...2 outta dem i've placed imaginary "CAUTION" signs pon cuz if i get too near dem i melt like frikkin ice pon ah hot pitch.....no flames doh really catch bac wit 1 ah d 2 agen ana cuz mr man alll taken n shit so if me go try mek 'ole firewood catch back' ah jus injure me ah go injure meself......

D 2nd 1 ....me & his firewood like dem mek outta pure sparks!...always catchin bac wen i don't want it to...well at least doh need it to....ah doh kno wey mek ana....ah really don't.....bt it had a few peeps who been all sexy n shit [i don't date ugly un-sexilicious guys sry]....bt i neva felt nuttin wen we all close n intimate n shit.....i even lip-locked passionately....romantically wit 1....n well ....bes yo been jus freeze ma firewood n done - COLD!....n i was "in luv" wit dat particular dude at 1 point...so....y da failure in rekindled flames?....i hav no idea....jus goes 2 show dis sayin varies frm individual to individual - literally. Plenty ah d times is na really nuttin seras wen d firewood 'catch back'....cud jus b d pple miss physical contact...which...been...nice....never kno...[it happens!]....a guy can hav a new gf....but still share sum ole chemistry wit his ex bt it pure physical n nt emotional or wateva......no big deal.....

Me d kinna chick who does enemize wit ma exes: i doh fren up wit u wen me n u done. I never used 2 do it on purpose bt evryting happens 4 a reason....I mean if me n u been real in2 it n goin gd n den we "done", wa gd it goin do me nw dat i tryna 'move on' if me n u tlkin....hangin out....n i ha c dem sexy lips?...n gorgeous eyes??lmao...c ya bdy?[n possibly reminisce?]....n collectively JUST BE AROUND YOU....obviously there'll be potential for rekindling...most likely....it still ha sum bf's [well exes] who i'd think bout n go "yuck!"..."omigod i hope i nevr c he agen"...or "wat was i thinkin?!"....see? [ n memba is na no ugly pple nar nuttin eh...nt even gd-lkin...pure cuteness n hotness]....point proven n nt proven!...it depends....as I said....

I've broken tradition tho....I tlkin 2 alllll ma exes nw...evry single 1[no ah lie there's d 1 who i actually miss bt who lock me off n facebk msg's nt replied to doh count lmao]...because i decided to "change" n b a nicer Constant Princess me n ting....no grudges....lockin off pple...enemizin me truckload ah ex-man-ah who tell me do that?! Now me ass hatin dat ole sayin cuz it showin it self in ma life left right n centre.....ha me all confused cuz firewood ah catch back frm all kinna angle...stewps!!!...me cah even catch meself...stewps...n for sumbdy like me dis sayin realll annoyin cuz ma fabulicious heavensentness does hook dem it seems....who na tex...ah call...who na visit ah write.....who na hunt me dwn ah secretly msg me pon n e possible Social Network....sighs....y?!...y things cudn't jus b d way u want dem 2 b....no firewood catchin back?or at least CONTROL over HOW n WHEN d firewood catch back?......ha me all twisted love-life wise - soooo nt The-Constant-Princess like!....STEWPS:P

P.S & N.B: I think i goin bac 2 bein Anti-Social...at least then wounds r self-inflicted n nt as d result of "ole flames"..."ole firewood..." or any such thing....and i'm pretty sure there r sum chicks who find it as annoyin n frustratin as me...andddd sum who 'preciate it cuz THEIR firewood was d RIGHT firewood da catch back n dey all "happy".....