I don't even kno where 2 start in beginning to establish what dis topic's about.....it's in relation to "Girl World" i guess.....what's the 'game'....well it's dat competitive world out there dominated by yung men who no longer value the meanings of 'committed' & 'faithfulness' and well chicks who fall "in love" wit these said young men....oh n nt 4gettin d bitches n hoes also.....oh n dem ole ass MENSES[e.g drugs personnel....van personnel].....Nothing changes in the game except the 'victims'.....the players year after year remain the SAME...& it's grown into a cycle now actually so that we now have players claimin tons ah victims & victims endin up being friends with other victims....who then in turn n become victims of each other's players?....weird i kno.....kinna funny n entertainin too...oh n sad. I remember savin dat email i had received sum time aback wit the 4 different types of girls a PLAYER has...[*Let's refresh our memories..whosoeva wrote dis kno wat dey sayin eh*]:
1. Wifey
2 . Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off
1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or f--ks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.
*Actually nt all d 'new' type ah wifey dem dayz cud cook,clean etc....d most plenty ah dem doin is jus puttin up a public image....providin Mr Player wit sum kittycat & TLC....n mayb $$$ too.....Traditional Wifey's used 2 b wat is described above bt nt anymore....evrybdy wa b "Wifey" & callin demself "Wifey"....n "Wifey Status"..."Wifey Material"....yuck enuf wit d wifey's jed...y'all upgrade y'all vocab...n self while y'all @ it!
2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really f--ks u p, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.
*Yeh dem Babygirls alwayz fightin up 2 b "Wifey"....n alwayz think dey playin d game gd but is "Wifey" who set d rules ana...well d real "Wifey"
3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.
*Well d Sidepieces taking over d game these days!!!...murdaa...i mean if d ratio [mentioned in 'Girl World'] so tragic yo ain't mus expect da 3/4 ah d chicks in d game JUST insignificant....waste ah time - Sidepieces!lol
4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.
*Jump Off's does never reach "Wifey Status" stewps....dey does jus mek ah fool ah demselves....cuz d real Wifey does kno who d jump off's be & what her FUNCTION is...so itz all good....
All ah dis is 99% tru ana bt d ting is d majority ah chicks does b aware & still play fronted to go in d game...fightin up to be hot gyal den nx ting wen drama start dey car handle it - 'yo cah stand d heat?well stay out d damn kitchen!' As a chick I've had my share of skirmishes with bitches.....threats....drama....etc but dat's cuz i'm too hawt fuh dem common bitches n yo kno say Constant P IS Wifey n nuttin less!;) LOL The players are yung n old alike......ALL immature alike buh d yung ones wutless wayy too early fuh my likings & well d ole ones AIN'T GOIN CHANGE.....so all dem newbies who's hearts are fluttering wit newfound "boo's"..."babez'" & "hubbies" d ole veterans [me for e.g]....jus sittin back relaxin n laughin....cah teach ole dog new tricks jed....n who doh hear does always feel [doh worry i human too n i've had ma share ah dat].....
When d game gets heated alll d chicks fly at each other's throat [so sad]....blame d game [start put bad name pon love & r/ships] n completely forget bout d no good manipulating dirty rotten son of ah bitches - the PLAYERS!gosh!......n d Players does step back n get soooo much entertainment frm d game n chicks cah c dat......Game sweet na tru?....wanna be popular? wanne be "Wifey"?...wanna be SUMBDY?....take it from the Constant Princess it ain't worth it...I see the effects ah dis game evryday....I dey in d midst ah allll da happenin...me n dem Players does roll gd [dem ah me dupes] n i on d Rules Committee fuh d game all ting....n 1/2 y'all chicks AIN'T REACHIN NOWEY!!!...wastin y'all time....Wifey's r FEW....SCARCE...n d game HARSH...only d strong survive so if yo doh cut it well yo jus ain't mek it!
I love my female species & i'm concerned...too many fallin by d wayside jedz....wake up n pay attention 2 d game!...it's a PLAYER's game......nt a game where u fulfill ur dreams of bein wit an older guy who calls u 'baby'.....jokes.
*2 B con-tin-uud* Head of THE GAME Committee - Ms Constant P
