Friday, October 24, 2008

Girl wOrlD


Girl world isn't about "BFF's"...."Shopping"..."Shoes"..."Handbags"...."Malls"....."Movies"...."Crushes" ETC no more...now it's a dog eat dog world where it's basically about who's had sex with who......who's gossiping who and of course who's a bigger bitch/ho/slut than who.....

I've given up on collecting society's hottest BFF and instead have decided to pursue a collection of reliable male friends.....in this vicious girl world today such a new accomplishment of mine shall be labelled "love plenty man" , "whore" or the likes but I'll KNOW better....it's to protect me from THEM....

Girl World's at its ultimate best at high school [e.g GHS, Convent] and college [e.g SVGCC, SVGTC mainly SVGCC] ..I would mention University but that's a whole new level....MAC'srecent blog is a perfect example of what all can go wrong in "Girl World".....present at the scene of the skirmish was the perpetrator and her new alias - an ex friend of the victim....and the ex-friend of the victim was previously an enemy of the said perpetrator...the perpetrator had previously 'befriended' the victim?.....see how confusing it sounds?and that ain't even a 1/100th of the story....

I've been in so many situations similar to that throughout my school life that I decided enough is enough.....time for boyfriends and well.....less girlfriends.....I do have BFF's but it's a TINY TINY number and they're LOYAL.....and if [God forbid] they catch some kinna evil spirit n try turn against me then - wrong side of me they'll see! Girlfriends have girlfriends who have girlfriends who have girlfriends - real dynamic social network and we little island sooo small and close-knit!

Girls are all self-obsessed now in a world where all that matters is who can throw the most 'dirty' looks....get in the most fights....have the least scandalous sex scandal [or the opposite].....'throw' d most 'wud'.....wear d sluttiest outfits......sing out the lyrics to a hot Lady Saw or Ms Thing etc song...(8) Man ah d least ah me problem.....so me left IDIOT fu hav dem....(8) when the very ones who sing it are often manLESS or with SUMBDYman or have wayy too much man to name so they sing the song ANYWAY......

Drama out college getting more 'feisty' is true but it monotonous now man....all chicks studying is who does "tek man" from who don't.....why waste time arguing over something so petty as "virginity" when if 5% of the student population is actually still Virgin Material then is PLENTY....the real argument is "which gyal tekkin which man?"....yes....girls cussin over that topic does irritate me.....it's not a real issue...at least not when they make it to be....As a girl if you goin call another girl "whore" just because she ****in with your favourite vanman think twice....especially if you know you're ****in with Tom, Dick, Harry and all their male relatives. Tsk tsk! And it's not pretty - the new trend - girls hooking up with their friends' boyfriends. Why would you want to do that? Drama.....people create it.

It's one hell of a competitive world too.....hairstyles...accessories.....clothes [at least it still a little girl-ish]....shoes...man...yes man part of the competition now...and the reason why the competition sooo heated is that 90% of the time her man does be HER man too...oh and her man too. If only we could all get along? NO! - Okay I knew it. Girl World is twisted out Svgcc thanks to "dem vanman"....stewps...year after year same thing.....YEAR after YEAR.....same routine EVERY year....but my species would not open their vicous eyes and see it!....It's debatable that 1 or two of them "cute" *rolls eyes* but STILL....are they worth changing Girl World's equilibrium for?....calling 1/2 your fellow schoolmates "bitches"?catfights?.....ratio of those relationships are like 1:50....[vanman/college girls]....so you see why all the drama? and why it's getting boring...
.....extremely boring.....exhaustingly boring.....

Klicks, Crews & Cliques are being created, re-created, re-arranged, demolished, merged, re-sized & invented today faster than the second hand ticks on the clock....that simply goes to show little or NO stability. Today I can be friends with a Klick of 6 chicks [for e.g] then tomorrow I could wake up and be at war with them?....suppose I had shared 'secrets'....'treasured moments'?? Oh my....then it would all be lost to a [now] 'pack ah bitches'....'bunch ah hoes' who were, just minutes ago, "ma girls"...."ma girlfriends"...."ma sistren"....uh huh...just like that! So as I mentioned before I'm done with chicks....look for me between the guys 'cuz [unless he sum kinna snitch or pantyman] I know when we talk something it ain't going end up on Evening News, CNN or MAC!

So now I sit back and observe "Girl World"....taking part every now and again when I'm over relaxed from hanging with the guys and talking and laughing about the poor stressed out chicks fighting to stay "on top" in the very "Girl World"......so yea I've familiarized myself with the game and given up on "chicks" but I'm still a girl....part of a world.....where being a girl ain't all it's cracked up to be:P