It's Meee

I was just relaxing and it hit me....I'm really sumn special ana....work of art....& though alot of cats copy da Mona Lisa pple still line up to see the original....I'm a Qualified Bitch cuz i call a bitch "bitch"...wen pple piss me off i act like a "bitch"....n ain't no holdin me dwn wen i get ready n start rollin like a "bitch" & ain't no biggy if i act like a bitch cuz 1/2 dem chicks & niggas actin like bitches n e way....ha!....dis ma anthem:

Satisfaction lyrics
[Verse 1]
Now I'ma do this thing like it ain't done before
Never leave the game stranded, I had to give more
I'ma give you what you want, what you waitin' for?
Make the music that the people can't ignore
A lotta niggas is bitches, a lotta bitches be trippin'
A lotta them be wishin' that they was in my position
A lotta niggas be cowards and most chicks be chickens
Fuck 'bout the CLUCK! CLUCK! Constant Princess ain't trippin'
Most dudes is okay (Half of the rest ain't)
Talkin' 'bout what they wanna do (Reality they can't)
Ask 'em what they life worth, watch 'em draw a blank
I really ain't got no interest if it don't involve the bank
Most of the time I'm nice to 'em (Half the time I'm not)
It ain't nothin' new though (Learned it from off the block)
People think I changed much 'cuz I'm livin' good
Now they get my voicemail, hear them callin' me rude?
Sometimes I feel bad (Most of the time I don't)
'Cuz if I don't protect my shit (Other niggas won't)
Some want me to neglect my shit (Take it for a joke?!)
But I'm stayin' on the grind (Never goin' back to broke)

[Chorus]
Anything I want
I'ma get it 'cuz I know I need it
It's ~CP~ comin' and I know you heated
Anything I need
Gotta have it, bet I'm gonna grab it
Ain't nothin' better than the satisfaction
Everything I am
Just because I had to make it happen
They never thought that I would make it rappin'
Anything I need
Gotta have it, bet I'm gonna grab it
Ain't nothin' better than the satisfaction

[Verse 2]
Now I'ma do this thing like it ain't done before
Never leave the game stranded, I had to give more
I'ma give you what you want, what you waitin' for?
Make the music that the people can't ignore
See how we do this thing dog, here we go again
Dre and Bombshell, don't you love how it blend?
Radio stations, DJ's they spin
Told y'all determined to win
You tryina enter through the back door?
Ain't nothin' happenin', this whole shit is my shit bitch and I'm the captain
Can't beat me join me baby then get to clappin'
Bang it in ya whip to get ya neck snappin'
I know you hopin' that I rest so you can breathe
Stressed when we in the same places 'till I leave
Whisper to they friends what they wanna do to me
Wish they could erase me, take away the air I breathe
And I feed 'cuz that shit only give me hunger pains
Never let you muddafukas put out my flame
Ready for whatever, was trained to maintain
And I always been a savage 'bout the fame
Separate the girls from the women and the winnin'
Always knew the thrill was worth it from the beginnin'
Baby what's the deal I'm hurtin' 'em how I'm livin'
I gotta conquer it all now the world's my wishin'

[Verse 3]
Ain't nothin' hotter than this heat y'all, it's like a magnet
I don't really mess wit too many 'cuz they be plastic
That's it enjoy it boy, it's like magic
Anything less than a banger will not have it
Still I Ruff Ryde but I got my team
And we ain't goin' nowhere 'till we lock the game
But in the mean time ball while we live the dream
And now I need to hear y'all sing

Anything Constant Princess wants....she goin get it!...Invincible & Untouchable...!Step away 'fore ya get hurt....;):P:D

Don't hate the game-Hate the PLAYER......

I don't even kno where 2 start in beginning to establish what dis topic's about.....it's in relation to "Girl World" i guess.....what's the 'game'....well it's dat competitive world out there dominated by yung men who no longer value the meanings of 'committed' & 'faithfulness' and well chicks who fall "in love" wit these said young men....oh n nt 4gettin d bitches n hoes also.....oh n dem ole ass MENSES[e.g drugs personnel....van personnel].....Nothing changes in the game except the 'victims'.....the players year after year remain the SAME...& it's grown into a cycle now actually so that we now have players claimin tons ah victims & victims endin up being friends with other victims....who then in turn n become victims of each other's players?....weird i kno.....kinna funny n entertainin too...oh n sad. I remember savin dat email i had received sum time aback wit the 4 different types of girls a PLAYER has...[*Let's refresh our memories..whosoeva wrote dis kno wat dey sayin eh*]:
1. Wifey
2 . Baby Girl
3. Side Piece
4. Jump Off

1) Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man...she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the guy loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man...BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or f--ks up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. Drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection...which might interfere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.

*Actually nt all d 'new' type ah wifey dem dayz cud cook,clean etc....d most plenty ah dem doin is jus puttin up a public image....providin Mr Player wit sum kittycat & TLC....n mayb $$$ too.....Traditional Wifey's used 2 b wat is described above bt nt anymore....evrybdy wa b "Wifey" & callin demself "Wifey"....n "Wifey Status"..."Wifey Material"....yuck enuf wit d wifey's jed...y'all upgrade y'all vocab...n self while y'all @ it!

2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as wifey and usually has a very active social life...she IS replaceable, thinks she's the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but that's as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wife really really f--ks u p, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl...she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.

*Yeh dem Babygirls alwayz fightin up 2 b "Wifey"....n alwayz think dey playin d game gd but is "Wifey" who set d rules ana...well d real "Wifey"

3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex and other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3-some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hrs. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey's or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow...we kinda think there is a side piece network.com or something. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.

*Well d Sidepieces taking over d game these days!!!...murdaa...i mean if d ratio [mentioned in 'Girl World'] so tragic yo ain't mus expect da 3/4 ah d chicks in d game JUST insignificant....waste ah time - Sidepieces!lol

4) Jump Off...every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesn't know how to go about it. They are just the girls he hollas at when he is with his boys...she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nickname because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her...he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby's father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off...she ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.

*Jump Off's does never reach "Wifey Status" stewps....dey does jus mek ah fool ah demselves....cuz d real Wifey does kno who d jump off's be & what her FUNCTION is...so itz all good....

All ah dis is 99% tru ana bt d ting is d majority ah chicks does b aware & still play fronted to go in d game...fightin up to be hot gyal den nx ting wen drama start dey car handle it - 'yo cah stand d heat?well stay out d damn kitchen!' As a chick I've had my share of skirmishes with bitches.....threats....drama....etc but dat's cuz i'm too hawt fuh dem common bitches n yo kno say Constant P IS Wifey n nuttin less!;) LOL The players are yung n old alike......ALL immature alike buh d yung ones wutless wayy too early fuh my likings & well d ole ones AIN'T GOIN CHANGE.....so all dem newbies who's hearts are fluttering wit newfound "boo's"..."babez'" & "hubbies" d ole veterans [me for e.g]....jus sittin back relaxin n laughin....cah teach ole dog new tricks jed....n who doh hear does always feel [doh worry i human too n i've had ma share ah dat].....

When d game gets heated alll d chicks fly at each other's throat [so sad]....blame d game [start put bad name pon love & r/ships] n completely forget bout d no good manipulating dirty rotten son of ah bitches - the PLAYERS!gosh!......n d Players does step back n get soooo much entertainment frm d game n chicks cah c dat......Game sweet na tru?....wanna be popular? wanne be "Wifey"?...wanna be SUMBDY?....take it from the Constant Princess it ain't worth it...I see the effects ah dis game evryday....I dey in d midst ah allll da happenin...me n dem Players does roll gd [dem ah me dupes] n i on d Rules Committee fuh d game all ting....n 1/2 y'all chicks AIN'T REACHIN NOWEY!!!...wastin y'all time....Wifey's r FEW....SCARCE...n d game HARSH...only d strong survive so if yo doh cut it well yo jus ain't mek it!

I love my female species & i'm concerned...too many fallin by d wayside jedz....wake up n pay attention 2 d game!...it's a PLAYER's game......nt a game where u fulfill ur dreams of bein wit an older guy who calls u 'baby'.....jokes.

*2 B con-tin-uud* Head of THE GAME Committee - Ms Constant P

Besties 4 lyfe

B.F.F's >> Best Friends Forever ~ it's a PROMISE not a label....

A girl's best accessories are her BFF's.....real...genuine....down 2 earth...honest...loyal....dedicated....do or die....come hi or lo BFF's.....

The Constant Princess has a close knit collection of BFF's comprisin of chicks & guys alike [memba i tlked about me n d whole guy as frenz tingy]....and I love dem 2 death....they mean da world to me!!!

There's El D....Boshem....Pep-Cii....Mabou.....GDP.....yupp dem d BESTEST ah ma BFF's buh I ha other chicks who mean alot 2 me....special...bestie material n ting.....i hav cousins who r Bff's 2 me as well bt dey in their own special category......
El D has been ma bestie frm like forever ....she's my everything & love her like i love myself [n knowin d Constant P da's a wholeeee lot].....El D's so fabulous n i jus wanna let her kno hw much i 'preciate her n value our wonderful frenship....love u babez!Boshem is d chick i turn to 4 seras seras counselling n guidance....she like a mother 2 me....cares bout me mo dan i care bout maself it seems & i love her beyond measure....my baby for life!She's always been by ma side & God's willing hun I'll always be by ur's.....Well Pep-Cii is ms sexcii lol *wink wink*....she ma protege.....a more ingenius version ah maself....she d epitomy ah "great minds think alike"....she's a unique individual all on her own tho i find we're alot alike....chance brought us 2gether & nw fate makes sure we never tear apart....she's ma pride n joy....proud ah u Pep-Cii....love ya darlin!!.....Mabou is 1 d boii commessy pple always assumin i 'dey' wit cuz me n d nigga so close....he's an amazin yung man....super talented & generous & caring....a darlin....a sweetheart ....I wuv ma Mabou!....GDP is ma boii fer lyfe!!!....i've known other guys longer dan him buh sumn jus dif bout he.....drawn 2 him....confide in him....trust him....value his advice...his opinion....ma heart's grown extremely fond of him & his friendship means more 2 me dan he cud possibly imagine....thnx sweetie!wuv ya loads!.....

Other special individuals & gd frenz will hav their separate later blog post....jus felt i owed a special tribute 2 dis set.....d set that i's do n e ting for....the ones that keep me goin wen things get rough....the reason behind evry smile.....the meaning in my life.....

*A best friend is sum1 who knows the song in ur heart n can sing it bac 2 u wen u 4get....

*Best Friends r worth the truble...

I've been blessed & privileged 2 hav shared my life wit these special individuals.....they've made the ride...so far...worthwhile....The Constant Princess salutes y'all once agen.....remember the best accessory...the best asset....the best thing a chick can hav in her life is a BEST friend in EVERY sense of the word.....secretz r safe...memories r cherished & loyalty is never wavered!!!......wit BFF's like mine u'd be a happy chick - well guess wat?I sure am!

Nuff Love - The ~CP~

*2 B continued*

Happy Independence SVG!

God has brought our blessed island to another year! *Givin thanks*....Ain't nothin I'd rather be than Vincy -tru tlk....there's jus sumn bout we [besides d fact dat we full ah flavour...least violent....best ganja....best KFC....bad up carnival....best x-mas....can adapt 2 practically ANY accent] dat I wudn't trade 4 da world!...we little & ting but we d reall Gem ah d Antilles n we luvin it!...1 ah d best times ah MY year - c-in all we colours...watchin we sexy flag...singin dem fun ass patriotic songs n jus baskin in each others' Vincylicious company....gd times....gd times i tell u.....Rite nw d Constant Princess is here in d wee hrs ah dis Monday mornin typin dis.....she own lil tribute 2 she homeland - born n raised:-)....nx to ma mouse is a Vincy Flag [ovaz] n b4 me is an original poem written by me ...dedicated on this special day....& today wen d Constant Princess goes out she deckin dem colours - if nt all 3.....at least 1 wit flag in hand....mite overhear she singin 2 lil verses frm d National Anthem all ting....or....

(8) St.Vincent my homeland.....you gave me no mansion [u can say that agen]....no gold no diamond [sad eh?] but I love you a million [unconditionally!]
For the things that you have to offer [so much] are more than my heart's desires [nah really bt d thought is a lovely 1]
Lovely beach [ah goin later 2day self God's willin]....tropical breeze [ technically it ha other islands wit d whole tropical breeze scene buh still movin along!].....always there within my reach [true providin u're near...there....here]
I love you St.Vincent....MY sweet LITTLE island St.Vincent
I love you ST.Vincent...the home of the blessed...St.Vincent!
St.Vincent and the Grenadines.....I ...LOVVEEEE YOU!:D:D

*Now i ain't sure hw dem lyrics really go agen bt too bad...n e mistakes doh correct me jedz....wat will a few wrong lyrics mean on such a magnificent day as this wit my heart swelling wit overflowing intense LOVE & Vincy Pride?

*Now saying d pledge...[well part ah it...sad 2 say *cah blame me since primary skool days me say d sumn n dem days sooooo lng gone* i doh memba d res after d...well fus line].....*

*Singing Anthem.....D gurl Constant Princess cud sing ana!if is 1 ting...i cud give Mariah Carey dem a run for their $.....mite grace y'all wit a voice recording sumtime in d future!*

»» "I am a V-I-N-C-Y"

No matter where I may be
I know I will always be
Ah 100%...and nothing less...VINCY
It will always be my home
No matter how far away I roam
Born and raised....still the same....VINCY

Dat been ah excerpt ah me rough draft fi me Vincy poem [coming soon LOL]....yeh CP ah poet too!....I do errting peeps....i'ma Vincy!wat'd you expect:P;)
So yes we've come realll far & we deserved this...Happy Happy Independence Hairouna my Homeland...May God continue to bless us n i DO...LOVE YOU!!

*Fireworks lmao*.....*Band plays Anthem in background....suree*.....*The Constant Princess smiles while holdin sexy Amazona G LOL*

Laterz!! --> gone organize ma outfit

»»Ole Firewood easy fi catch back»»

Well I've heard this saying »» Ole Firewood easy fi catch back»» so many times now....mostly from present boyfriends doin background research on ex-boyfriends....

It's true yes in sum cases...probably most bt nt always....like recently i was thinkin about allll my ex-bfs [n d list fresh n legit...well updated cuz me single & manLESS rite about nw]....n which 1(s) I'd prob rekindle old flames wit if given the opportunity....it was quite an entertainin & self fulfillin lil mind exercise...the ans to that question was about 3 out of.......quite a bit [pple too fast...cah expose my ex-men stats]....so yah...jus about 3....1 who I never really meant 2 breakup wit n e way bt it happened....another 1 who i agen never meant 2 breakup wit but.....THAT also happened....third 1.....on d surface i didn't want 2 breakup wit him bt deep dwn i knew i had to....that didn't really happen bt let's jus say we nt in session no mo....i think...n e wayz out of those top 3 mentioned ...2 outta dem i've placed imaginary "CAUTION" signs pon cuz if i get too near dem i melt like frikkin ice pon ah hot pitch.....no flames doh really catch bac wit 1 ah d 2 agen ana cuz mr man alll taken n shit so if me go try mek 'ole firewood catch back' ah jus injure me ah go injure meself......

D 2nd 1 ....me & his firewood like dem mek outta pure sparks!...always catchin bac wen i don't want it to...well at least doh need it to....ah doh kno wey mek ana....ah really don't.....bt it had a few peeps who been all sexy n shit [i don't date ugly un-sexilicious guys sry]....bt i neva felt nuttin wen we all close n intimate n shit.....i even lip-locked passionately....romantically wit 1....n well ....bes yo been jus freeze ma firewood n done - COLD!....n i was "in luv" wit dat particular dude at 1 point...so....y da failure in rekindled flames?....i hav no idea....jus goes 2 show dis sayin varies frm individual to individual - literally. Plenty ah d times is na really nuttin seras wen d firewood 'catch back'....cud jus b d pple miss physical contact...which...been...nice....never kno...[it happens!]....a guy can hav a new gf....but still share sum ole chemistry wit his ex bt it pure physical n nt emotional or wateva......no big deal.....

Me d kinna chick who does enemize wit ma exes: i doh fren up wit u wen me n u done. I never used 2 do it on purpose bt evryting happens 4 a reason....I mean if me n u been real in2 it n goin gd n den we "done", wa gd it goin do me nw dat i tryna 'move on' if me n u tlkin....hangin out....n i ha c dem sexy lips?...n gorgeous eyes??lmao...c ya bdy?[n possibly reminisce?]....n collectively JUST BE AROUND YOU....obviously there'll be potential for rekindling...most likely....it still ha sum bf's [well exes] who i'd think bout n go "yuck!"..."omigod i hope i nevr c he agen"...or "wat was i thinkin?!"....see? [ n memba is na no ugly pple nar nuttin eh...nt even gd-lkin...pure cuteness n hotness]....point proven n nt proven!...it depends....as I said....

I've broken tradition tho....I tlkin 2 alllll ma exes nw...evry single 1[no ah lie there's d 1 who i actually miss bt who lock me off n facebk msg's nt replied to doh count lmao]...because i decided to "change" n b a nicer Constant Princess me n ting....no grudges....lockin off pple...enemizin me truckload ah ex-man-ah who tell me do that?! Now me ass hatin dat ole sayin cuz it showin it self in ma life left right n centre.....ha me all confused cuz firewood ah catch back frm all kinna angle...stewps!!!...me cah even catch meself...stewps...n for sumbdy like me dis sayin realll annoyin cuz ma fabulicious heavensentness does hook dem it seems....who na tex...ah call...who na visit ah write.....who na hunt me dwn ah secretly msg me pon n e possible Social Network....sighs....y?!...y things cudn't jus b d way u want dem 2 b....no firewood catchin back?or at least CONTROL over HOW n WHEN d firewood catch back?......ha me all twisted love-life wise - soooo nt The-Constant-Princess like!....STEWPS:P

P.S & N.B: I think i goin bac 2 bein Anti-Social...at least then wounds r self-inflicted n nt as d result of "ole flames"..."ole firewood..." or any such thing....and i'm pretty sure there r sum chicks who find it as annoyin n frustratin as me...andddd sum who 'preciate it cuz THEIR firewood was d RIGHT firewood da catch back n dey all "happy".....

That thang called Ell-Oh-Vee-Ee

Sigh....I'm a rough ass chick bt evry thug ha dey soft spot/side....so I'ma start a lil convo bout that thing called Love....worst thing out ana...well rite nw...cuz d guys dem available 2 fall in love with ain't worth it....I lost ma # 1 bt i did manage to "fall in luv" agen n boy did I ever!...swore I wudn't bt did....fell deep deep deep in2 wat...shit...shit I flush dwn ma toilet....lol...I ain't callin ma babyboo shit [tho technically he is]...jus sayin dey in d same category...BUT....ah love him 2 death!!!!...sigh...he'd hurt me & i'd forgive....wrong me & i'd forget.....had quite a number of chicks in his life n still hav sum fightin up 2 b in his life but i KNOW....witout a doubt that none of dem loves him...or can ever love him like i do...n he sees that....bt wat does he do wit such knowledge?wat all dem no gd niggas do - tek advantage!....d day has come tho wen I hav given up on him ...nt stopped loving him jus stopped tellin myself dat i do...let space get between us...it's been ages nw since i've been doin that n tho it's done damage it's for the best....I know him unlike alot of pple....we cud tlk....he'd listen...i'd listen...he'd confide in me...let me c hw he felt....knew hw 2 make me smile...and...never stop smilin....i loved his lil signature style...tlks....gestures...all the likes....we had our lil ups n dwns bt I'll always love him just as he is....n yes he'll always be mine & i'll always be his.....in our lil corner in dis twisted world.....he doh really kno wah Ell Oh Vee Ee be ana i'm convinced of that! bt it's aite...cah help d way i feel about him...mayb 1 day as Rihanna & Ne-Yo sang...."mayb 1 of these days his magic won't affect me & his kiss won't make me weak........"....or touch or whisper...or anything 2 do wit him.....sighs....xoxo baby...I do hate that I love you so.....[remember you had asked...i never replied but I do......hate...it....so much...]

When I'm President and/or Prime Minister

I cud understand why world leaders....country leaders...community leaders etc....those with the authority to make or change law in their hands....are always under do much pressure....cuz I am out in society evryday n after observing n thinkin lng n hard i realize there's soooo many crap I want changed.....nw if i had d power I'd...

Ban smoking [of tobacco] *cigarettes* in all public places which would still include IN public roads....high grade would be allowed ana bt 2 a certain extent...i won't promote any n anybdy smokin it....naw it'll b restricted buh legal still....i was askin a yung man my age d other day [regular weedpuffer] y he puffs so much ganga n so he proceeded to xplain da wen he does it n meditates on constructive stuff d outcome is amazin....his brain gets on a 'higher level'...he's calm n relaxed n ultimately 'smarter'...wow....nw even if i didn't believe da mr man was so convincing [an entire bus ride]...that well i wanted to believe...he even mentioned da da's hw man like Movado & Munga does drop so much tracks....yahhh.....

Create a "No abortion available to yung teens in no life threatening situations" law...no MAP's...nuttin so for them...for evry purchase of n e kinna abortion like pill or request for an abortion....THOROUGH research will be done n UNLESS d baby goin die or d mother or is sum poor rape victim who cah bear 2 bring forth d chile then NO ABORTION! or ABORTION PILLS!.....d yung gyal dem dese days jus ****in dwn d place witout takin 100% precaution NOT to get pregnant jus cause dem kno there's a concept called 'Abortion'....d issue does really hurt me ana....stewps

Revolutionize d entire skool system...like 1 WICKED makeover ah d system - hw?...vote 4 me nx upcoming election n y'all go see....bt i will hint at hw I'd revolutionize 1 particular skool - Svgcc [dat always ha ah dey in tings eh]....I'd relocate it n where i'd relocate it no Calliaqua Vanman won't b allowed NEAR d premises...in fact....i'd invent a special bus shuttle system JUST for d college....n if yo nah ride d shuttle system....well....yo cah cum skool...seen?....2 mek it seem less horrible i'd let d charge b like 50 cents [1/2 price off] n d designated drivers [who wud b old ugly men who nt in2 yung girls n whose sumn dem cah stiffen up no mo] wud still play hot music jus da it'll b edited....n e students seen canoodling wit any vanmen will face expulsion....d expulsion committee will be headed by ur's truly *wink* lol....oh n since me notice sum ah d girls dem gettin reall outrageously disgustin...any yung lady found tryna rub up dem crotch pon ma designated drivers will b IMMEDIATELY expelled! - do i need 2 xplain y?i think nt!

Ban PDA's...nah d hot technology...d annoyin wave dat's takin over the world....d only Public Displays of Affection will be done ny me n my hubby....i doh even carry on wit dem kinna behaviour dey so...so it safe...it's only fair if I'm ruler n makin d rules dat I alone get 2 break dem!....bt me c da caribbean pple...black pple fall head over heels in luv wit dat whitish tradition...yuck...i mean it kinna cute wen it spontaneous bt it get gross nw.....evrybdy like dey in2 it nw.....stewps....wen i go away on vacation all over d place n c lips locked North South East West i wud say 2 myself dat thnk God i frm d caribbean n live Vincy wey pple doh get on so....ah who say so!....yo nt seein it much bt trus me dey doin it...bit by bit it's seepin in2 a society dat i think will no lnger b fit 2 raise my kids [future hopefully] in....hme it still safish 4 nw cuz we kno we tradition doh allow fu yung girls ha man let alone b PDA-in n shit wit dem outside...so PDA still on d DL...kinna...

Make Death Penalty b so in!....n we hanging too!

Punish all d guys who cheated on me n ma BFF's i'd freeze dem [yeh i'd hav magical powers lmao] mere inches away frm d hobags dey cheated on us wit....4eva!...dat'd teach 'em...like jus wen dey about 2 touch d skanks...or pullin out their 2 inchers...yup!i'd freeze 'em!den n there...!priceless!lol!

Build a government-based & run "whore house" [omg - shut it n let me xplain]....bt it won't b called or known as a "whore house"...it'd b where i'd lock away horin lil girls n all dem disgustin sluts wearin skoolgirl uniforms n such....i'd lock dem away n CRACK dwn on corruption - ah hah!....it cud also b an effective way 2 restrain all dem STI's n AIDS ana....think about it...lol...dis "whore house" ain't goin b on d mainland eh...na dem dirtbags goin hav dey own lil continent...it'll b heavily guarded of course....

Create new industries....creativity dead or what...errbdy bawlin for money instead ah tryna cum up wit innovative ideas.....

Make pornography ILLEGAL lol....no serasly.....even sayin d word "porn" or "pornography"..."porno"....any pornicious syllable n it's instant breakage ah d law...mek it worse yo underage n my authorities catch yo...hmph

...ultimately make the world a better place to live in...ain't I fabulous?I know I know....2 b CONTINUED....i think....~*Sumn' so~*;)

Girl wOrlD

Girl world isn't about "BFF's"...."Shopping"..."Shoes"..."Handbags"...."Malls"....."Movies"...."Crushes" ETC no more...now it's a dog eat dog world where it's basically about who's had sex with who......who's gossiping who and of course who's a bigger bitch/ho/slut than who.....

I've given up on collecting society's hottest BFF and instead have decided to pursue a collection of reliable male friends.....in this vicious girl world today such a new accomplishment of mine shall be labelled "love plenty man" , "whore" or the likes but I'll KNOW better....it's to protect me from THEM....

Girl World's at its ultimate best at high school [e.g GHS, Convent] and college [e.g SVGCC, SVGTC mainly SVGCC] ..I would mention University but that's a whole new level....MAC'srecent blog is a perfect example of what all can go wrong in "Girl World".....present at the scene of the skirmish was the perpetrator and her new alias - an ex friend of the victim....and the ex-friend of the victim was previously an enemy of the said perpetrator...the perpetrator had previously 'befriended' the victim?.....see how confusing it sounds?and that ain't even a 1/100th of the story....

I've been in so many situations similar to that throughout my school life that I decided enough is enough.....time for boyfriends and well.....less girlfriends.....I do have BFF's but it's a TINY TINY number and they're LOYAL.....and if [God forbid] they catch some kinna evil spirit n try turn against me then - wrong side of me they'll see! Girlfriends have girlfriends who have girlfriends who have girlfriends - real dynamic social network and we little island sooo small and close-knit!

Girls are all self-obsessed now in a world where all that matters is who can throw the most 'dirty' looks....get in the most fights....have the least scandalous sex scandal [or the opposite].....'throw' d most 'wud'.....wear d sluttiest outfits......sing out the lyrics to a hot Lady Saw or Ms Thing etc song...(8) Man ah d least ah me problem.....so me left IDIOT fu hav dem....(8) when the very ones who sing it are often manLESS or with SUMBDYman or have wayy too much man to name so they sing the song ANYWAY......

Drama out college getting more 'feisty' is true but it monotonous now man....all chicks studying is who does "tek man" from who don't.....why waste time arguing over something so petty as "virginity" when if 5% of the student population is actually still Virgin Material then is PLENTY....the real argument is "which gyal tekkin which man?"....yes....girls cussin over that topic does irritate me.....it's not a real issue...at least not when they make it to be....As a girl if you goin call another girl "whore" just because she ****in with your favourite vanman think twice....especially if you know you're ****in with Tom, Dick, Harry and all their male relatives. Tsk tsk! And it's not pretty - the new trend - girls hooking up with their friends' boyfriends. Why would you want to do that? Drama.....people create it.

It's one hell of a competitive world too.....hairstyles...accessories.....clothes [at least it still a little girl-ish]....shoes...man...yes man part of the competition now...and the reason why the competition sooo heated is that 90% of the time her man does be HER man too...oh and her man too. If only we could all get along? NO! - Okay I knew it. Girl World is twisted out Svgcc thanks to "dem vanman"....stewps...year after year same thing.....YEAR after YEAR.....same routine EVERY year....but my species would not open their vicous eyes and see it!....It's debatable that 1 or two of them "cute" *rolls eyes* but STILL....are they worth changing Girl World's equilibrium for?....calling 1/2 your fellow schoolmates "bitches"?catfights?.....ratio of those relationships are like 1:50....[vanman/college girls]....so you see why all the drama? and why it's getting boring...
.....extremely boring.....exhaustingly boring.....

Klicks, Crews & Cliques are being created, re-created, re-arranged, demolished, merged, re-sized & invented today faster than the second hand ticks on the clock....that simply goes to show little or NO stability. Today I can be friends with a Klick of 6 chicks [for e.g] then tomorrow I could wake up and be at war with them?....suppose I had shared 'secrets'....'treasured moments'?? Oh my....then it would all be lost to a [now] 'pack ah bitches'....'bunch ah hoes' who were, just minutes ago, "ma girls"...."ma girlfriends"...."ma sistren"....uh huh...just like that! So as I mentioned before I'm done with chicks....look for me between the guys 'cuz [unless he sum kinna snitch or pantyman] I know when we talk something it ain't going end up on Evening News, CNN or MAC!

So now I sit back and observe "Girl World"....taking part every now and again when I'm over relaxed from hanging with the guys and talking and laughing about the poor stressed out chicks fighting to stay "on top" in the very "Girl World"......so yea I've familiarized myself with the game and given up on "chicks" but I'm still a girl....part of a world.....where being a girl ain't all it's cracked up to be:P

What the world needs.....

...IS....more laughter....if not...less stressin....u lk around n it's jus drama & more drama....teenagers my age lkin like dey carryin round d world pon their shoulders....wrinkles so yung?naw nt worth it....being a Svgcc student adds another planet 2 d load a chick seem 2 carry on her shoulders...ah well....tsk tsk.....

the top 10 reasons you should laugh more

Suffering frm 2 much seriousness?man stress?...da worries of 'girl world'?...Everyone can benefit frm a bit more levity. Laughter transcends age, physical limitations and health status n even has the following health benefits.....

1. Strengthens the immune system - laughter elevates white blood cell counts and increases antibody levels.

2. Reduces pain - the endorphins released in your brain when you giggle are the body's natural painkillers.

3. Controls high blood pressure - laughter has been shown to limit the release of stress hormones.

4. Reduces your risk of cardiovascular disease...wow

5. Eases depression - cheers you up duh!

6. Relieves stress - giggling apparently reduces the level of stress hormones?

7. Acts like a mini-facelift - tones facial muscles...hear that fat faced pple!

8. Makes good exercise - sustain a cackle for 10 mins...they say it burns at least 50 calories

9. Alleviates bronchitis and asthma - improves lung capacity....increases blood oxygen levels....

10. Makes you feel good - definitely a mood booster!

Well laughter is good medicine....bt who wud've thought theer cud b dis much 2 it wen u laugh.....dem pple who does cackle like witches ....dem wit d reall unique longggg laughs actually ontop ah d world ina health...n others wit more reserved 'smiles' does b trippin.....

Live.....Love....LAUGH.;)

She's finally here

The girl who doesn't always play by the rules....
The girl who makes the world such an incredibly interesting and dramatic place...
The girl who respects rights and opinions but has no boundaries of her own....
The girl who blogs because she can not because she needs to....
The girl who's the best total package EVER...the brains, with the body, the beauty and don't even talk about the personality!
The girl who doesn't care what people say or think...in the words of Fall Out Boy " I don't care what you think as long as it's about ME."
The girl who will remain anonymous only because I need to....:P
The girl who's CNN...I'm everywhere and anywhere...I know everything ( well not EVERYthing lol)
The girl who's a bitch but NOT a bitch....if you can comprehend that...
The girl who loves drama....loves gossip...Gossip Girl ain't got shit on me!:D lol
The girl who's just typed more than she intended lol....
The girl who (God's willing) is here to reign supreme ....don't let the "Princess" part fool you...I AM supreme...my monarchy is unlike any other.... I'm the famous, popular chick who can MAKE or BREAK you....you're not worthy you'll have to BOW DOWN...:P...no seriously it's like that..but I'm still a sweetie cutie pie and I'm here to set this party on fireeeee.....word!