Friday, March 13, 2009

Place dry no ass

Never thought I'd live to see the day when vincy and svgcc would get so boring....

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Cat Fights are sooo LAST CENTURY


I was unaware that young ladies still "fight over man" 4 real...I was reminded about this possibility when last week's would-have-been brawl took place...n it was gonna be a feisty set ah lower 6ers with some of our sister nuns frm d convent...yes...the younger generations are really wasting no time in setting trends and creating drama...I thought we didn't do that anymore...you know? Fight or even pick fights over the male species?...Marriages for 40 odd years ah break up nowadays n yet sum chicks see it fit to go all ape-shit n gangsta over sum dude who probably may not be in her life long enough to celebrate their first month-aversary...yah...and also he may be sum dude who with x other amnt of chicks so why? I've always wondered why? Ok so I would understand a situation where a girl may pick fight with you for that n of course I doh expect you to let pple walk over you so fine...but to START it...??? Is there some sort of satisfaction you get from claiming stake pon a piece ah land?A piece ah land with other owners and da ain't guaranteed 2 b ur's anyway or even worth it??? I am honestly puzzled...I've had my share of fights (I was quite a tyrant back in d day:P)....had my share of "cussin" with chicks but NEVER fight with no gyal fi no boiii...in fact wen I start high school I put away fightin for good....I cuss over man aready buh na like da...jus 2 put some gyal in dem place....pple kno wen dem give CP 'A' dem ah get d rest ah d alphabet up 2 Z n beyond all ting....lol...apart frm if u're defendin urself or correctin a situation, only cabba cabba street gyal does WAR over man anymore....sry buh yo cah go round playin thugchick hummin (8) doh mess with my man (8) in yo head....If ur fella's a gd guy u ain't gonna need 2 go 2 such low-dwn in-d-gutter kinna extremeties....c sum ah dem wit nuff Hi5 "My Man is my property" n all da....once he really your man n your man only I think he'd be doing the advertising n not leavin it all up 2 u....I not here to say STOP d fightin cuz da impossible n I know it won't (besides even tho I'd rather seein ma fellow chicks nt brawlin it so entertainin!lol)....I just wondering why the need? It's outdated ladies....say CP tell yo so!

Thursday, January 22, 2009

"D Vanman dem F-in all d college girls"


I was strolling past Peace Mo the other day when Busta n Toppa flew down around the same time...Toppa gimme a lil horn n den yo kno ma boii Rubbers had 2 holla @ his girl...so there I was exchangin smiles n doin cute lil waves 2 ma peeps wen I overheard an interesting comment made by 4 men close by - "Dem vanman dey f***ing all d college girls" quote unquote. I couldn't help myself I had to turn to get a good look at the "observers"....4 hapsy scrapsy piece ah man ana but of course there was a reason why they made that comment (apart from the fact that Constant P had jus lked rather friendly with the likes of Toppa & Busta). I didn't do this then but I intend to some other time - to ask those men (or any other individuals who I hear to be making such comments) why exactly they say the things they do. The comment kept resounding in my head but it's not the first time I've heard outbursts like that. Yes we SVGCC Green Plaid has a nasty stigma to it but I'd be mortified to think that society simply jumps to the assumption that a vanman is "f***in" a college girl just because she talks to him, waves at him or smiles at him. I was amused more than disturbed as I suddenly realize how it may look as I am friends with d whole "posse". Lol. I'm wondering is this what everyone thinks? Is it this bad? Are vanmen really f***in that many of our college girls??? From what I've seen I wouldn't necessarily disagree although 'ALL' is pretty collective n inaccurate...not all college girls have sex with d vanman dem....some have sex with 1....others 2.....some quite a few and of course those who give we school the terrible reputation - the ones who try a little of each making use of the words 'all' & 'vanman' in one sweep. I go to school everday I know what the drama with vanmen & college girls is all about....I've gotten involved in that vicious cycle at one small time and yet hearing such comments still sounds bad...sounds almost unbelievable....You get so used to a way of life that it seems as tho it doh exist sumtimez....Maybe if the vanmen demselves had decided 2 b decent men n step up dey game sticking to at least 1 (or even 2 at the look of things) comments like that would be rare if not non-existent...I've tried to understand the web involving sex, vanmen & us college girls (as voiced by the public n even each other) but I can't make much sense of it...what could be so good about a life like that? The thing is too d vanmen dem mouth so damn slack...dem like sum chatterboxes...what n how n when dey do it ha be shared over alcohol or sumn like a sick Vanman Forum/Debating Group. My neighbour & dem does hang out sumtimes n 1 ah dem ( won't mention d name) na been realize dat d "smallie" he been sexin Uncle was d sme neighbour's neice who's details he was nw sharin with his "club"...dat didn't turn out pretty...homegirl ended up moving out....N I sure 1 time I see dem sharing pics...Mr T.I actually said 2 me dat naked PICTURES (plural ana) of GIRLS (plural) again could be found on his fone...so you see where probz exist too? College girls cah tek all d badgerin n bad name...it takes 2 to Tango...2 hand fi clap...and not evry situation is the same....not every girl is the same....I not sayin d vanman dem does discuss alllll d girls dey ha sexual relations wit ana....d ones important 2 dem they don't discuss them....I guess I'll just have to get used 2 d fact that quotes like "dem vanman dey f-in all d college girls" ain't gonna die no time soon n live my life...the good girls just have to live theirs too...d average person in society can get a list of college girls' names who've been vanmandemized (nt a word I kno) n where and how many times (in which seat in d van all ting)...I've seen one back in my high school days...Peter pay 4 Paul n Paul pay 4 all so for now most pple kno 1 college girl wit a vanman n suddenly all d vanman dem gettin piece off ah all d college girls....unfair; I know:-) People who make such random statements should be rebuked about how they phrase what they say....it's a free world but there are some college girls who actually don't get enticed by a horn, a free ride, a "hot" van with graphics or some aged driver with a "flair"....

Monday, January 12, 2009

VINCY young woman DRUG busted??!!O-M-G


The well known former SJCK & SVGCC student Aurora Coombs has apparently been caught with drugs at the airport when she visited Canada sometime in 2008...rumour has it she will be serving 3 years in prison...the matter is still being investigated for me by my international sources so more on this highly interesting topic later. Yes apparently she left here saying she was going to the US to visit her mother (well that's what some people who I interviewed thought) but ended up heading for Toronto...what drug she was caught with is still unknown to me and who all were involved as well. CP has a huge feeling about who's behind Ms Coombs' lil drug drama but unfortunately I have no intentions of getting involved in gang warfare to invite no untimely death or bodily harm. I ain't fraid d piece ah man dem ana bt da jus ain't ma scene...too bad for you Aurora...maybe next time you'd not be so set on being a materialistic girl...fightin up to own dis n dat n in d progress sellin urself short n gettin caught up in illegal shit....my mother used 2 always say doh watch wat pple hav cuz sumtimes yo doh kno hw dem get it. SEEN.

PS: IF this is really true (and I heard it is) then Ms Coombs is lacking far more common sense than I thought she did...in the meantime Godspeed Au-ho *ahem I mean Aurora!